"We're totally lost and you're gawking at that girl? She's like 16!" his girlfriend said.
"I'm not gawking in a leering way," he said. I'm gawking in an anthropological way."
"She's still pretty much a teenager," she said. "Even if you are being anthropological."
"You told me to stop clinging to the guide, I did. You told me to admire the steeples, I did. You told me to look around and enjoy the city, I am.”
“And now I’m telling you to stop being a perv," she said. "We're on vacation. Enjoy me.”
Published by Alexandra D'Italia