As someone who has tried various types of alcohol and found it to taste absolutely disgusting on every occasion, I cannot understand why most people would pour that poisonous liquid down their throats. Here’s a few things you’d only understand if you don’t drink alcohol. 

1. It tastes like carbonated camel saliva. If that’s what carbonated camel saliva tastes like.

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2. Why am I boring if I don’t drink?

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“He said he don’t date gals who don’t drink ‘cos they’re boring. Well, I ain’t drinkin’ now and look at me!”

3. Does that mean you’re only fun when you’re drunk?

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4. Why would you pay so much of your hard-earned money on something that will give you a headache in the morning?

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5. Even worse, why would you drink so much just so you can vomit it all back up again?

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6. What’s wrong with socialising over good-tasting drinks like hot chocolate or pineapple juice?

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7. Stop pressuring me to drink, the more you do, the more stubborn I’ll get.

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8. Drinking leads to liver disease. I’m sorry, but do you not want a liver?

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9. Drinking causes more deaths than illegal drugs. You do know that you are slowly committing suicide, don’t you?

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Published by Arm Wongsurin