Fun fact: I have saved every fortune from every fortune cookie I’ve eaten for, probably, the past ten years.

I like to hoard useless memories, so I thought I’d share some of my fortunes. I picked my favorites, most are “inspirational,” some are funny. Enjoy.

fortune5

Best revenge is your paper.

 

fortune7

Yum!

 

fortune9

*thinking face emoji*

 

fortune8

FALSE.

 

fortune6

True.

 

fortune4

In bed.

 

fortune2

Shut up.

 

fortune

Thinking about the pass can teach you many thing.

 

fortune3

Talk smack, get smacked.

 

fortune10

:)

 

This article was originally published on The Sami Fisher Blog.

Published by Samantha Grace Fisher