Since mustaches continue to persist (like the flu) here are some types to be looking out for:



The Bushy Broom

(Sweepin’ those gals off their feet)



The Magic Marker

(Probably put on with a magic marker)



The Caterpillar

(Creepy, with no possibility of turning into a butterfly)



The Dictator

(Will all hairs please report to the middle of the lip?)



The Sparse Farce

(Time to face it. You can’t grow a mustache)

Published by Jonathan Cring