Since mustaches continue to persist (like the flu) here are some types to be looking out for:

 

 

The Bushy Broom

(Sweepin’ those gals off their feet)

 

 

The Magic Marker

(Probably put on with a magic marker)

 

 

The Caterpillar

(Creepy, with no possibility of turning into a butterfly)

 

 

The Dictator

(Will all hairs please report to the middle of the lip?)

 

 

The Sparse Farce

(Time to face it. You can’t grow a mustache)

Published by Jonathan Cring