Other Things Mueller Could Investigate

 A. Why the McRib mysteriously disappears from the McDonald’s menu from time to time.

 

 B. Where is that permanent record my high school principal said would be following me?

 

 C. Why are there still clowns and mimes?

 

 D. Where is rock ’n roll?

 

 E. An ancient quandary—why are Trix just for kids?

Robert Mueller

Published by Jonathan Cring