The Main Reasons for the Existence of the Month of November

A. Purging turkeys

 

 

B. Including dressing and cranberry sauce into family squabbles

 

 

C. Overwrought arguments about Christmas

 

 

D. Evidence that all leaves will not be raked

 

 

E.  Rhymes with “September” in the 30-day song

Published by Jonathan Cring