Reasons the Wise Men Were Unable to Acquire a Loan For Their Trip to Bethlehem

A. When asked why about the loan, they said, “Following a star.”

 

B. After all, they were kooky astrologers.

 

C. As it turns out, camels are not considered collateral

 

D. They were giving away gold instead of having a dynamic repayment plan

 

E. One of the wise men used to date a teller and it ended poorly

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Published by Jonathan Cring