“Well one of us has to change.”

“You have to be kidding me. Again?”

“This isn’t a coincidence anymore, this is plain hilarious. I have to snapchat it.”

“We don’t even know each other! You know what, I don’t even care at this point. We should just say that we planned it.”

“The jacket really suits you tho.”

“Thank you. I may or may not be able to stop looking at your butt.”

“Excuse me?”

“It looks really good in Gucci.”

“Everything looks good in Gucci.”



“Nice to meet you.”


“I would really like to memorize this moment of you two wearing the same thing.”

“We are not wearing the same thing!”

“Yeah! And why does everyone find it so funny?”

“First, you are wearing the same collection, just different pieces. Secondly, you don’t even know each other! And what, how many times has this happened? Two?”

“Three, actually. First one was Starbucks and the red sweater.”

“Yeah, and second one was grocery store and that “depressed” shirt. That one was rather romantic.”

“Why, because we went for the same avocado?”



“We should take selfies.”


“To memorize this moment, obviously.”

“Of us wearing the same thing?”



“Stoooop you’re taking my makeup off with your beard!”

“Oh boohoo like someone will notice it, it’s dark and everyone’s too drunk already.”

“You have foundation on your beard.”

“You have red lines on your neck.”

“Hickeys are easier to explain than this, what am i supposed to say? Oh I met this guy that looked like Jesus and for some reason he scraped his beard all over my neck and face as a sign of affection while we were taking selfies, yeah idk maybe he was on drugs or something.”

“You think I do drugs?”

“Isn’t that like the common thing that people of your profession do?”

“I guess. I don’t.”

“That’s nice to hear.”


“There’s a rollercoaster there, I want to go.”

“I’ve never been on a rollercoaster before.”

“Excuse me? No.”

“What, why are you dragging me away, where are we going?”

“I’m taking you on your first joyride!”


“So what are other things that you haven’t done yet?”

“I’ve never watched Titanic.”

“You’re kidding right?”

“I mean, at this point, does it even matter? It’s not like I don’t know what it’s about, I do! I just think it’s a bit overrated. Like Paris, you know?”

“Please tell me you’ve been to Paris.”

“I haven’t.”

“We should kiss.”

“Excuse me?”

“We should kiss. So I can ask you out on a date. And then fly you to Paris for a dinner or something.”

“That’s the most high-end thing I have ever heard in my entire life.”

“You’re the most absurd person I have ever met.”

“Thank you.”

Published by Evelyn