Hilarious Fashion Brand Definitions Like 0 Twitter Molly Dickinson Follow Aug. 13, 2016, 5:17 p.m. in Life and Styles Views: 690 Like us on facebook Originally posted on Molicia Monday evening blog-post research for Molicia, often means losing myself through Tumblr, infinitely scrolling and thinking, ‘what was I supposed to be doing again?’. Today, however, my content-digging, okay… procrastination, lead me to Internet gold. Like one of Snow White’s 7 dwarfs discovering the jewels in the mine, I came across a hidden gem. ‘How I see fashion brands’ by lizthefangirl.tumbr.com is Tumblr treasure. If this doesn’t cure any high-fashion fan’s Monday blues, I don’t know what will… Valentino: so we want to channel royalty with some gilded details – Dolce and Gabbana: [covered in gold foil] DID SOMEONE SAY “GILDED“ Elie Saab: [embroidering at super human speed] MORE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS AND DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS Zuhair Murad: YES BITCH LIKE BORDERLINE TACKY Balmain: [from halfway up the Kardashians’ asses] WHO THE FUCK JUST MENTIONED DETAILED-ASS PATTERNS AND BORDERLINE TACKINESS Ralph & Russo: Oh my god stop Giambastatuatsa Valala (Giambattista Valli): [deadpan] more tulle Marchesa: More feminine Gucci: More ruffles Versace: Shut the fuck up Gucci no one likes ruffles they like sharp lines Armani Privé: [mouthing] yaaaasss Dior: Patterns are in Chanel: [smoking a cigarette, thick French accent] this is correct. Onto the dress we put one thousand very small Karl Lagerfeld faces, it is good, it is chic Alexander McQueen: [sewing quietly, giving side-eye] Jean Paul Gaultier: [snaps fingers] A HUMAN LAMP Moschino: A HUMAN STAIRCASE FEATURING A NAME BRAND Alexander Wang: [softly] a human Stella Mcartney: stfu my dad is a Beatle all y’all bow down Please note: These are not my true views, but I do find it funny! Published by Molly Dickinson Share Mail Messenger Twitter Pinterest Linkedin Comments Related Article Life and Styles DEAR WOMEN Life and Styles Escape from the BS Life and Styles It Is Still August Right?