Ode of the Wise Guy

I will no longer make promises that begin with “I will no longer…”

I will walk like a man, think like a god, feel like a woman and laugh like a maniac

I will stop once a day and get quiet enough to hear the birds singing

I will spend less than I earn

I will join successful projects instead of criticizing them

I will only make fun of myself

I will assume that other drivers are blind, deaf and dumb

I will not mention God until someone asks me about my joy

I will live as if my children will imitate what I do

I will be the person I admire