I'm going to warn you, poetry is not my forte. However this poem made my husband laugh so maybe it should be.

Hairy, creepy, gross

Big, scary, don't sit down beside me

Eight-legged monster.

 

Hairy, creepy, gross

Did you have to build your web there

Eight-legged monster.

 

Hairy, creepy, gross

Stay outside where you belong

Eight-legged monster.

 

Hairy, creepy, gross

I'd rather deal with a bee

Eight-legged monster.

 

Hairy, creepy, gross

Stay out of my hair

Eight-legged monster.

 

Hairy, creepy, gross

I even hate that song

Eight-legged monster.

Published by Nichole Quade