A.  A convenience store advertising “Fresh Milk” (was fresh necessary??)

 

B.  A sign: “Watch Out For Buggies” (obviously a state-specific sport)

 

C.  Ypsilanti (I think the founder probably meant “Oopsilanti”)

 

D.  A township (which was neither a village nor a boat)

 

E.  A wolverine racing a spartan to get a buckeye

 Cracked 5 Wolverine

Published by Jonathan Cring