Arsenal and Eddie Howe’s little flirtatious fling came to an end as quickly came to be today. Speaking at a press conference ahead of Bournemouth’s match against West Brom, he told reporters: “ It’s meaningless. I don’t want to hear it. I don’t want to hear it.” Sounds like a bad break up to me, which is sad because I was totally shipping ‘Horsenal’   *slow claps*

In Spanish news, Real Madrid and Atletico Madrid have been handed a transfer bans for a year, for breaking rules governing the transfer of players under the age of 18, or if you want the more simplified version, they were snatching too many underaged kids and lying about it. Brutal.

So whether it be from liquid confidence or just simply egoistic idiocy, Arsenal frontman Alexis Sanchez has boldly came out saying that he ‘likens to Messi and Ronaldo. I have the same abilities as them’. Apart from really obvious comments I could make and the painful truth of this matter all I want to say to Alexis is that you aren’t on the same level as them because you play for Arsenal. How’s that for throwing shade.

Meanwhile Sanchez’s ex-Arsenal teammate Mathieu Flamini has decided to sign for Crystal Palace’s as an experienced bench warmer. Can’t wait to see your one minute cameo against Accrington Stanley in the FA cup fourth round!!

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