Best Ways to Get the Elephant Out of the Room
A. Claim to have a pea...
Worst New Year’s Resolutions
A. Switch to wearing your sleeves o...
Signs Santa is Depressed
A. Burns his workout video
B. Demands Rudolph get a nose job
C. Mocks the stupid letters he receives
D. More nog than egg
E. Puts things up high where the elves can’t reach them
Things I Don’t Want for Christmas
A. Coffee cup with Grandpa Som...
What To Do With Leftover Thanksgiving Food
A. Gravy smoothies
The Purpose of Giggling
Comedy keeps human-kind from ending up in the...
What do you mean, who’s there?
I mean, who’s there?
Me who, who?
What is that–a Chinese philosopher? Man, that sounds really racist.
What are you talking about?
Real Reasons the Leaves Fall
B. Wilted by una...
Excuses Some Football Players Give for Enjoying Beating Up Women
Signs that the Summer is Over
A. Your fifth batch of pool toys is off...
Absolutely Fascinating Ways to Mangle Famous Sayings, Phrases or Quotati...
What We Have Learned This Year About Porn Stars
A. They are called stars without doing great or being known
B. They take hush money but don’t hush
C. They have colorful names–and STDs
D. They bonk and tell
Comedy: (n) entertainment intended to make an audience laugh
Things the Queen of England was Overheard Saying
A. “Crowns make...
Due to years and years of startling mental and emotional abuse, these ar...
Ways a Magician Describes His Sex Life
B. “Open says me”
C. “Wavin’ my magic wand”
D. “My rabbit is in my hat”
E. “Can I have a volunteer from the audience?”