Cracked 5 Best Reasons Ever To Give as Excuses for Overeating

Cracked 5 Best Reasons Ever To Give as Excuses for Overeating

Nov 21, 2017, 1:56:21 PM Entertainment

A. “I am secretly feeding an unborn twin.”

 

B. “My dead mother living in the basement insists that I eat 7,000 calories a day or she will start killing young women who stay at the motel we own.”

 

C. “My tape worm just had triplets.”

 

D. “God has warned me in a dream that we are headed for seven years of famine.”

 

E. “An English charity has offered a challenge–for every pound I gain, they will give a pound to operate on puppies who cannot bark.”

 

Published by Jonathan Cring

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