Cracked 5 Conversations Between a Dog and Cat...July 11, 2017

Cracked 5 Conversations Between a Dog and Cat...July 11, 2017

Jul 11, 2017, 12:34:52 PM Entertainment

 Brief Conversations Between a Dog and a Cat

A.

Dog: Your hairballs make me puke.

Cat: Good. Then you’ll have something to slurp up.

B.

Cat: Your ears droop like they’re dead.

Dog: I can wag my tail!

C.

Dog: I run in the park.

Cat: I own the house.

D.

Dog: I am man’s best friend.

Cat: I am a woman’s revenge.

E.

Dog: I am good. I poop in the yard.

Cat: I am better. I poop in the house and convince them they can’t smell it.

 

 

Published by Jonathan Cring

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