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Complaints from the Easter Bunny
A. Side profile for candy pose is not flattering
B. Children think rabbits lay colored eggs
C. Colored eggs insist on being called “Chicken-born Americans”
D. Suing hip-hop music for stealing “hop” from “hoppity”
E. Dying on the cross for the sins of mankind
Published by Jonathan Cring
Written by Jonathan Cring
4 years ago 
