Cracked 5...December 29, 2018

Cracked 5...December 29, 2018

Dec 30, 2018, 1:51:31 PM Entertainment

Worst New Year’s Resolutions


A. Switch to wearing your sleeves on your feelings



B. Have entire family join a nudist colony



C. Give away charcoal drawings of Mohammed while visiting Mecca



D. Just for comedy, have penis reduction surgery



E. Increase the body count on your killing spree


New Year's Resolutions 2019

Published by Jonathan Cring

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