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What To Do With Leftover Thanksgiving Food
A. Gravy smoothies
B. Use the white meat to defoliate dead skin on your feet
C. Wrap them in Christmas paper and send them to people you don’t like
D. Turkey pumpkin tarts
E. Just shut up and eat the meat, avoiding the green parts
Published by Jonathan Cring
Written by Jonathan Cring
5 years ago 
