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A. The cooks were from Mexico and the food tasters were Muslim.
B. Heard they were serving humble pie.
C. Correspondents?? No one corresponded with him!
D. Lost his invitation–kept it in the same box with t-shirt reading, “I support the media”
E. The duck is always better than the goose
Published by Jonathan Cring
Written by Jonathan Cring
6 years ago 
